銭 · ZENY - "the in-game currency"
ZENNY "CRYPTOBENG" TAN
Singapore · UTC+8
Builds production-grade AI & fintech products. Names them after anime money. The competence is real; the branding is a choice.
Open to
poker buddies · dates · the right role
Buffs provided. Griefers need not apply.
27Level
Applied-AI Builder · Fintech subclass
Alignment - Chaotic Quant, degen instincts, engineer discipline, weeb heart.
∞Conviction
Equipped
tap a slotMAIN₿CRYPTO
SPELL⌘VIBE-CODE
TRINKET♠POKER
ARMOR🜂GYM
RELIC◈EX-GAMER
HOARD⬡COLLECT
Stats
honesty > flattery
Diamond Hands8 / 10
Sold the bottom exactly once. Learned forever.
Patience for a 5-Hour Cooldown1 / 10
Stares at the reset timer like a microwave.
Gym Consistency6 / 10
Started this year. Rising. Ask again in six months.
Sleep Schedule2 / 10
Markets, cooldowns and final tables don't keep office hours.
Reaction Time4 / 10
Was elite in DOTA. Time is undefeated.
Risk Tolerance7 / 10
Sizing is "calculated." The calculation is vibes-adjacent.
Legendary Items
things actually forged
↗
Mythic · Crypto
Zee Buy Crypto
zeebuycrypto.com
A signal-driven research terminal for active traders.Multi-system scoring (momentum, spillover, reversal, conviction) with backtested, risk-aware entries and exits.Invite-gated.
↗Banking AIWIP · PoC
ZAI - "BankAI"
zennybankai.com
Ask a corporate banking question in plain English, get the analysis back.Funnels, anomaly-shaded heatmaps, segment drill-downs, powered by an LLM with tool-calling.A working proof-of-concept, still in the lab.The name is a pun. The ambition is not.
Party Composition
the character & the searchMy Green Flags ▲
- Reads Atomic Habits and actually runs the playbook, reps, systems, compounding.
- Nerdy by default, goes deep, skips the small talk.
- Treats effort and discipline as non-negotiable.
- Corporate-trained extrovert, can work the room when it counts.
- Genuinely low-maintenance, happiest at home, cheapest date alive.
My Red Flags ▼
- Certified introvert, will need to vanish and recharge.
- Turns every hobby into a system to optimise.
- Buys collectibles "as investments" to justify the shelf.
Looking To Party With ◆
who I'm recruiting
- Puts in the effort, matches discipline with discipline.
- Can hold an intellectual conversation. Or act the part convincingly. xD
- Willing to adopt an introvert, knows when to let me recharge.
- Has their own me-time, and respects mine.
- Here for me, not the bag. The number's just a number, and it's mine.
"Swipe right if you turn every hobby into a system..."
> or if you've ever yelled at an Excel sheet at 2am. Either works.
Quest Log
active- Take ZAI from proof-of-concept to something a bank would actually deploy.
- Make poker a hobby that outlives my knees.
- Gym goal, e.g. first clean pull-up by year-end.
- Get the sealed FF MTG boxes to quietly appreciate. Do not open. Ever.
Origin / Lore
Cryptobeng, raised on Final Fantasy, Ragnarok Online and the kind of DOTA matches that end friendships.
Somewhere between a leveraged long that didn't go his way and a backtest that did, the degen grew up.
Blue chips, ETFs, and the quiet conviction that money is just a number waiting to go up.
Now he spends his days turning pent-up ideas into real software in the gaps between rate-limit cooldowns, training poker for the long game, and building things, like this page, in the visual language of the games that raised him.
Serious work, silly name, same business card.
Patch Notes
v1.3 - equipped Poker · started Gym · deprecated Reaction Time
v1.2 - degen to blue-chip patch · Risk Tolerance rebalanced down
v1.1 - added Vibe-coding · Sleep Schedule nerfed again